Segways and Means committe

Let me tell you about the phenom known as Segway Businessmen.

These savvy forces of nature not nurture will come flying down the sidewalk or the road, on their way to earth shaking meetings with assuredly huge epic consequences. They zoom forward like the Gods of old on magical heavenly devices designed to make sure that they do not waste any time on mortal activities like walking!

Oh how I love to see a husky papa manager swoohs by, his tie flung over the shoulder by Hermes God of Speed! Or perhaps by pudgy manager paw but this is not important now. Briefcase attached or perhaps laptop! Cup of coffee in a death grip reserved only for those who need that coffee like a puppet needs a master.

Their pear shaped torsos of power atop swiftly speeding supersleds delight and amaze. Only me, for I am filled with the wonderment and awe.

I vow to form a committee to chart these magnificant beasts Where do they go and what decisions do they make that affect lil wee peons like me who titter and twist in the wind kicked up as these giants of industrial waste come spurting by.

I say we trap, tag, and release them so we can chart their stats and publish them in magazines that little folk like me are begrudeingly permitted to read as we perch atop trash cans in the winter blizzards. shoveling blackend soot caked snow for our masters! We can learn and rejoice in their high falutin deciion makings and their uppidy reviews and comments!